July 21-24 at The Cultch.

“You won’t be calling me inadequate when I have a giant cannon on my arm.”

When Joe loses everything that made him a Real Man, there is only one thing left to do: compensate. Unfortunately, he can’t afford a luxury car. There is, however, one thing that might do the trick. One thing that will give him indisputable strength and power. One thing that will never grow flaccid, wither, or die. That thing is a cannon arm. Yeah, you heard right: Joe’s getting a cannon arm.

Written by Dani Bryant and Andrea Loewen
Featuring Kyla Ferrier, Chris Nash, and Darren Boquist
Presented by The Neanderthal Festival
For tickets: http://www.thecultch.com